Las relaciones no son como las cucarachas

, unlike cockroaches, which are born, grow, reproduce and die, relations also resurrect.

and if it speaks of resurrections there is talk of relocations of satellites that live in our chorbagenda and unexpected calls in both directions. Recently I received one that challenged me to give a second chance to “lo nuestro”. A “lo nuestro” that she had been in charge of burying a month ago. I, curious, said it’s worth.

hurt until that moment because it was she that had raised the solution of continuity of our perfect Idyll, at the time that I descolgué knew that he had already won. There was to be even to see that it was no longer the same. My power of suggestion had done the work before pressing “Hang up”.

at that time, the frying pan she had taken by the handle in the prior break moved to my vengeful right hand. And I love whipping sartenazos. Not expect here, however, a post draw chest. I have lost many more times that I have won, but what I want to see is that one that again I’ve been on the other side (on the GQ side of life) and I know what it feels like. And how you want, step to share.

A dead by natural causes and not idealized relationship (these will talk another day) studied with two identifiable feelings: the successful party relief and perplexity of the expired. In this case the tables had changed. And she knew it.

if there are no torment of through, when you are on the good side the other can go back, back to the fight with a clear road map. And, of course, passes the lie. Because surely deserves to be in the gutter, but does not pass well there.

there are three things you should not do when you want to go back, if only for a last time affair. With timely affair I refer to sexual slaughter of revenge and by sexual slaughter I mean a good thing despite ambiguous terminology. Namely:

-to think that you don’t need any of this: if it happens is because both want. That you’re not on the cheap and that has grown in his absence. You’re too old for this shit if it is stubborn. Be confident, I.

-tell him that you already don’t like football. All this time away from her you has served to realize that her legs have grown you and have been given more blue eyes and that Cristiano Ronaldo more beer is much less interesting to accompany her to the Opera. Although not you create.

-bites the pin of the glasses. As if you knew something they do not know. Be careful because between interesting Heartthrob and the chupóptero there is a tiny step. Bites with fangs, as scraping the surface. And by God, do not use the tongue.

there are three things you should not do. These are:

-beg or tell you you’ve noticed that she was so better you happened and did not so you know see in time. You will not believe and not needed. Only the fact of stalk by phone, mail or whatsapp already is confirmed.

-make him bizarre gifts. Outside desperate megalomaniacal gestures. You can not buy her love and she will use to tell you the minimum opportunity that has. Unless it is a kitten. The girls love the kittens.

-not agobies plans. The comeback going slowly. If you have a decent quote and you think you conectáis, propose you does not go to the cinema the next week to see ' snow white ', to next month of your sister wedding and Rome in summer, because “you what ye”. One by one, and good lyrics.

and with that you can throw another good couple of months until the beans following loving.

PD: well thought out, do not about the glasses. Almost nobody comes well.

PS 2: If there is a nuclear holocaust, I do not want to be a cockroach, I want to be a relationship.

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